Friday, 27 May 2011

Narnia and the Rapture

So due to an unusal amounts of requests, not mentioning any names i have now decided to make a weekly blog, so one with the show

Of course the big news this week is the end of the world which happened 21st May which is why i'm broadcasting from inside your dead head, Oh wait that didn't happen, my bad. I don't mean to boast of anything but i think i have survived about five end of the worlds in my life time.

In other news a boy was found dead in his closet, the police discovered him without any cause of death at the moment, and on that note some people just can't handle Narnia.

The French president Nicolas Sarkozy (Jeez even his name sounds sleazy) has offered Colonel Gaddafi (the man with the melted face, for those who don't know who he is) options to give up his power, and he will be free to go, it sounds like a trap to me, "Oh ok i'll give up my power" Sarkozy waiting to pounce be for he is imprision, shot and raped. Not necessarily in that order.

A quick side note if you haven't bought L.A Noire yet do so, just purely because you can have hours of fun running into hobos and watching them go flying on the floor!

Question of the week: Do you want a zombie apocalypse?

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This is the bonus extra part for all of you bothered to read it,


Me and my follows will survive anything the world throws at us, well maybe not a nuclear war.

So until the next Rapture i'll see you next week!

Friday, 20 May 2011

iPad in Noire??

Yes it's that time of the month, no not that time of the month, come on grow up.

So anyway on with the news, and the big news of the week isn't the euro song contest because i dont care for that, but Maddie's book released May 12th, intrested read and she leaves it open for a sequel, so good news there.

In other news Arnold Schwarzanegger (trying to spell that corrrectly without accidentally being racist) has been found out for having a secret child the crafty dog, i guess you could say he wont be back

Recently i recieved an email stating the words " is this iPad 2 yours?" like i'd be the kind of person to leave something like that just like around, dont answer that.

Also after today i will be the proud owner of a copy of L.A Noire so i really hope it will be worth the £3 i spent on it, because if it's not *Shakes fist*
No not like that, my god you people are really dirty.

I'm currently on the phone to some unknown person who hasn't spoke so i just stuck my phone on the desk and left it, so far its 55 minutes in counting.

What annoys me alot is that when ever i seem to go to purchase something in the shop i always happen to the get the staff member who is on training and i have to spend an hour waiting for them to figure out what they are supposed to be doing, in that time i could of jumped over the counter done it myself and be sipping a beer in the sunset.

Is it just me or do you fill out your iPod or mp3 device with over 100+ tracks and then end up skipping them all and just listening to one?

Thanks for reading this week's blog, new Vlog up soon so i'll link it as soon as it's uploaded

Ciao or something along those lines

Monday, 9 May 2011

Obama Fired Through A Portal?

Ok I've been constantly plagued by society to update my blog on recent and events and after putting it off for a very long time I've decided to give you what you want and if you don't like it that's your problem.

So the two big things in the news was the result of everyone's favourite time of the year the free day off I mean the royal wedding which was said to have been watched by two billion people all around the world.. Alot of people wasting there time on utter rubbish.. I mean there must be better things to spend your time on...

Did anything else see the look on Will's face when he got the wrong sister?

In other news Obama i mean Osama was "killed" and flung in the ocean, well Maddie you've won time to come out now.
By the way I killed Gaddafi and dumped his body in the sea... He is dead take my word for it.. But i mean after all of that he wasn't hiding in the caves just his house.. Why did no-one check there?
Do you think he is dreading going up there having to explain he may of misled them about the 72 virgins?

So I managed to play portal 2 and I didn't want it to end.. It was good when I wasn't spending my time searching the wall for that one piece of portal shootable wall!

Anyway comment on anything you want me to look at in the news and I'll give you my opinion but you probably don't care about my thoughts do you? Woo! 2 followers someone must like me, it's not me in a wig honest